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Sunday, 27 January 2013

LITTLE JOHNNY DOING MEDICAL EXAMS

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
Ans: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan?
Ans: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Q: Why is Sex like shaving?
Ans: Well, because no matter how well you do it today tomorrow you’ll have to do it again

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
Ans: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% girls have left boob bigger than right?
Ans: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between a PANTY& a STAGE CURTAIN?
Ans: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY.. it is SHOWTIME!

Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute’s house say Ans: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy

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